tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32582789.post7506125418974887034..comments2023-10-20T05:12:43.292-04:00Comments on Blue Bexley: Bexley Candidate Listbonobohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08241279987882052237noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32582789.post-73541446489725181072007-08-09T00:11:00.000-04:002007-08-09T00:11:00.000-04:0012 Early Bexley Candidate Observations:1. The 2500...12 Early Bexley Candidate Observations:<BR/><BR/>1. The 2500th block of Brentwood is handsomely represented in the council race. Congrats, 2500th block of Brentwood: the proud yet humble cradle of Bexley council members since 1908. (Others receiving votes: Texas Tech, South Stanwood, Northwestern, UCLA, Clemson.)<BR/><BR/>2. Every candidate listed resides in the 43209 zip code, appears to be an Ohio resident, is left-handed and was born in Des Moines and/or Bettendorf, Iowa.<BR/><BR/>3. Masser. Morison. McClelland. All beaten to the edgy “M” slogan by Minckler. But Minckler was beaten to the edgy “M” slogan by Cameron Mitchell by several years. Compute that one, Billy!<BR/><BR/>4. Hanz (of Wasserburger fame) is a mere three letters from being a palindrome. And but one ill-placed "z" from actually being spelled correctly.<BR/><BR/>5. Grey’s Anatomy is a tad overrated. Desperate Housewives is a lot overrated. The Golden Girls? Don't even go there, girlfriend.<BR/><BR/>6. Cal-Irvine is a college in California. Travis Irvine lives on College Avenue in Ohio. Coincidence? Not buying it.<BR/><BR/>7. The Rusty Bucket. Neither rusty nor a bucket. Discuss.<BR/><BR/>8. Gene, Gene actually was, at one time in the 1970s, a dancing machine.<BR/><BR/>9. Matt Lampke follows an in-your face, one syllable first name with a powerpack, ‘didn't see that one coming,’ two syllable last name. Touché, fellow Mayoral rivals. Touché.<BR/><BR/>10. Back in 5th grade, I branded William J. Harvey with the cruel yet unique nickname that has haunted him his entire life: Bill. Nice to see you again, BILL.<BR/><BR/>11. Robyn Jones starred as Wonder Woman for seven weeks in the 1979 off-Broadway musical of the same name: Robyn Jones.<BR/><BR/>12. Hey Jed. Actually, I have nothing in particular to say about Jed right now. I just like the name.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com