I can be beaten down, but I cannot be broken.

Honestly, As In Last Tuesday's Obviously Terrific Hometown Election. Various Initiatives Couldn't Turn Ohio Red. Subsequently, Various Attempts Lacked Intelligence And Never Took Hold. And I Looked High And Immeasurably Low, Taking On Many Intrepid Conservative Hacks, Idiotic Goons, And Naysayers.

I hope y'all enjoy the weekend, but not too much.