Morrissey Tix

I have mainfloor tickets to the Morrissey show at the Palace Theater in downtown Columbus tonight (show starts at 8:00pm, there is an opening act). What does that have to do with politics? Nothing. But in a pathetic stretch to cover the abuse of my blog, I will say that I am Blue because I can't go, and that if you make the best offer (which at this point is bound to be any offer), you can meet me in Bexley this evening and pick them up.

They have a face value of $47 plus fees each, but I paid a whole lot less than $94, and I'm not expecting to break even.